thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ cryoverkiltmilk:
“ ainawgsd:
“ valarhalla:
“ valarhalla:
“ boopsandswoops:
“ lifelessordinary0:
“ “ Temple of Horus, Egypt
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its horus he’s here
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Guys no, it gets so much better.
A small fat bird, like the above, is...

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

cryoverkiltmilk:

ainawgsd:

valarhalla:

valarhalla:

boopsandswoops:

lifelessordinary0:

Temple of Horus, Egypt

its horus he’s here

Guys no, it gets so much better. 

A small fat bird, like the above, is the hieroglyph used in Ancient Egyptian to mean “wicked” or evil”.

The phrase above him (the inscription should be read from the top down) is “Nb s3″ or “Lord of the son of”. Genitive is usually implied in this sort of phrase without a connecting word, meaning:

This birb has literally created the sentence and declared himself “ Lord of the Son of Evil”

God dammit, I realised I made a mistake doing this from memory- the first sign is “k” for “your”, not “nb” for “lord”. So this birb has declared himself “your evil son”, not “the lord of the son of evil”. Which is not quite as dramatic, but still very menacing. You go bird.

Behold, my evil son. I am so very proud of him.

He’s done his best

PUNISH NOT MY EVIL SON

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skullification:

we don’t talk about ib enough anymore what’s up with that

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dappermouth:
“Beside a long-forgotten highway, a strange motel appears at night–and those who chance upon it should never step inside.
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dappermouth:

Beside a long-forgotten highway, a strange motel appears at night–and those who chance upon it should never step inside.

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this is a harvest mouse appreciation post

zoeykoko-chu:

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literally the cutest animal ever in history look at this lil fuzz

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tiny bean ! friendly bean

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they climb on basically everything. probably to get closer to kiss u

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if this mouse gets any more disney than this it will probably break out into song

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just look at this tiny nugget !!!

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harvest mice use their tails for stability while climbing but also to be unnecessarily cute. this deters predators

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tiny feet !!!!! tiny toes !

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momma with itty puffs

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kisses !! 1 hit KO

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they are literally too small how dare

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harvest mice !!!

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harvest mice !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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harv e s t  m i c e  !! ! !!!

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thankyou for your time

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ntendocutie:

policygal:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

meladoodle:

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

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i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

i wanna be this happy

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seyaryminamoto:

madamebomb:

xenavitani:

focusas:

amporas:

ok so i screenshotted this moment because i thought it was pretty cool

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the first time we get to see all four elements working together for a common enemy, blah blah blah, but i started laughing because

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sokka’s fucking boomerang. sokka threw a fucking boomerang at princess azula, renowned lightning bender and heir-apparent to the throne of the fire nation.

and sokka threw a boomerang at her.

I said it once and i say it again.

Azula considered Sokka to be the biggest threat in this group and countered him first. What this picture miss is Sokka sanding nearby. All members of this group unleash their attack at same time, but Azula reacts to boomerang first. If you watch this part in slow motion, you could see that Sokka’s boomerang was the first thing that would hit Azula and may even incapacitate her making her unable to continue to fight. So she had to counter in first. She deflected it with well placed shoot.

Then and only then, when there is no immediate threat, she starts to create her blue fire wall to counter other elements.

Lets think about this. How hard should you have to throw something to make it move faster that any elemental attack? Either all elemental attacks are slow or you are pretty strong. That said nonbenders with good aim and strong hands could easily overpower benders if they timed it right.(Aang got captured by Yuan archers who are all nonbenders.) Azula knew of this and acted according to it. She is talented bender and you may think that she should enlist other benders to help her track and capture Zuko, Iroh, and later avatar, but instead she uses her nonbender friend to help her.

Even if you have no bending you can still fight… and win.

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Let’s not forget that on the Day of Black Sun, Sokka was the one in charge and Azula was no idiot Azula knew that.

When Aang, Sokka, and Toph all confronted Azula, she proceeded to make them chase her and waste their time. Azula is not only talented, she’s sly and smart as hell. WHO WAS THE ONE WHO SAW THROUGH THAT BS CHASE?

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Originally posted by lokgifsandmusings

Sokka.

NOT ONLY THAT
but after Sokka explains to the Gaang that Azula is just baiting them, Azula actually verbally attacks Sokka. Not through fighting, but through words, knowing not only that an intelligent person like him could only be brought down with emotions BUT that Sokka was the leader and if she could get him the stay, Aang and Toph would follow his lead.

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Azula knew Sokka was their strength and took him down. WOULD SHE DO THAT IF HE WASNT A SIGNIFICANT THREAT TO HER!!??!

No. She wouldn’t waste her time and energy on someone she didn’t think was capable of actually getting in her way.

WHEN SHE GETS HER FIREBENDING BACK SHE HAS THE OPTION OF ATTACKING BADASS METAL BENDING TOPH AND THE FUCKING AVATAR

WHO DOES SHE ATTACK?!?!

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Azula never underestimated the power of non benders especially an intelligent one like Sokka. Sokka was a huge threat to fucking Azula on multiple occasions. 

Remember that.

Look at this spot on fucking discourse. LOOK AT IT.

Just thought I’d drop this 

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into the debate as well, (instead of actually fighting him she backs off, and who blames her? Sokka’s club looks like it could shatter bones…).

Along with this:

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Scenes with Azula confronting Sokka are few and far in between but they paint a pretty interesting picture, don’t they? 

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alemonlemoned:

CL episode 11 vs CLE episode 8

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lilbittydragon:

spacehussy:

broliloquy:

quasi-normalcy:

Hot Take: Satan’s actual aim in “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” was to trick Johnny into committing the mortal sin of pride. Since he succeeded, the Devil gets his soul anyway. But enjoy your functionally useless golden fiddle for the next few decades, I guess.

Even hotter take: Johnny seems like the kind of cool and fun person who was going to go to hell for enjoying life to the fullest anyway, so all the Devil really achieved was a truly impressive self-own in the form of an immortal folk song commemorating Johnny absolutely destroying him in a fiddle duel, despite the fact that the Devil cheated by summoning an entire band of demons to back him up.

#hottest take: the devil was just trying to flirt with johnny

#ultra hot take: The Devil Went Down On Johnny

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lunar–resonance:

me: *looks at sky at sunrise* this is my favorite kind of sky

me: *looks at sky at sunset* this is my favorite kind of sky

me: *looks at sky as the stars come out* this is my favorite kind of sky

me: *looks at sky during a storm* this is my favorite kind of sky

me: *looks at sky at any point in the day* this is my fa-

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MOFHS!!!

MOFHS!!!

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